APRIL 1, 2011


*Scientists have discovered the cure for the common cold. It is wearing a dirty sock for 24 hours. The dirtier, the better.

*The U.S. Congress has passed a law regulating family size in the U.S. Each family will have to have a minimum of 5 children.

*Wal-Mart is entering the automobile business. The cars will be mass produced in China, sold for $10,000 each, and will get 75 miles to a gallon of gas.

*An Egyptian cobra was recently captured in the Bronx Zoo. The highly venemous snake had got out of its cage and eluded capture for a week.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY, READERS! Only one of the four stories above are true, the rest are fictional.

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